Hi, honey. I'm home. Did you miss me? Whaddya mean, "No"??? Can you try to fake it? You know, I give... and I give...
Sorry for the pregnant pause (again). No... I was not pregnant. But I am back. And I hereby promise to post on a regular basis for my 3 loyal fans (me being one of the 3).
Last I wrote, I was heavily into spin (cycle) classes and general working out. I have since become an actual fitness instructor. I know. I can't believe it either. I teach spin and some body sculpting classes. I just know my class attendees are asking themselves, "Say.... shouldn't she be in better shape? She's leading this Guts & Butts class and yet her butt is sagging halfway down her legs?!?". Look, I can't explain it either. Gravity (and carbs) have not been good to me. And the holidays. The holidays have not been good to me. Cake, too. Cake has not been good to me.
I'm not sure how I managed it, but I have been fairly successful at gaining 20 pounds since I last posted on this here blog. And you don't need to be a smarty-pants and refer me back to the cake comment. I am aware. I am very, very aware. Just let me have this one, okay?
One of the common threads in this blog will be me chronicling (whining) about the weight loss effort (methods, successes, steps backwards, exercise, cake, peanut butter sabotages, and the like). Of course, I'll still write about the humorous atrocities I see in every day life. And motherhood. Basically, I'll write about anything that strikes me. Scared yet?
Let me begin by confessing my sins. I am having a secret love affair with peanut butter. I'm genetically lazy. Cake seductively calls out to me. A life without carbs is like a life without oxygen. This should be interesting.
So of course, I will start by seeking the easy way out (did I mention the laziness?). There is a product by Bliss called FatGirl Slim. It's like this magical cream was created for ME! It professes to firm ones legs, reduce the appearance of cellulite, blah blah blah. I'm gonna try it. I'm willing to sit in a vat of the stuff, if I must. I'm goin' in. I'll keep you posted...
-B (Sting)
Lets try this again.. My sincere apologies for not being on your biggest fan list.. you know Im a Beth Groupie hahahahha !!! Love to read your writing. You so make me laugh !
ReplyDeleteKendall just came up to me (saw your picture) and was like thats NEOS mom.. yes NEOS mom.... To me it sounds like a cross between Nemo and Noes ;-) Too funny !
ReplyDeleteLove the blog! I'm sure there are a lot of people at LA Fit that wonder why my big ass is teaching classes, as I am still trying to learn that I can't have chocolate ice cream binges if I actually want to look like a fitness instructor. However, at least we've got the balls to get in front of all those people and attempt to kick their ass into shape! Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteRock on, Kay!!!
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